Welcome to our Dallas-Fort Worth hideaway, where our rooms are so spacious and sunlit that you might need sunglasses indoors! Our beds are so plush, you might reconsider your life choices not to have them at home. Nearby dining will tempt your taste buds while our complimentary one-hour mental health therapy session helps you cope with the trauma of leaving. With comfort so good it’s funny, book now to laugh your way through top-notch amenities and a peaceful escape from life's punchlines! The space Welcome to your picture-perfect vacation retreat, where even the squirrels want to move in! The main bedroom is so cozy, you’ll feel like you’re on a fluffy cloud after a thrilling day of adventure. Movie nights with your pets are encouraged; they've been dying to critique films. With Alexa devices in every room, you can now live in a world where talking to yourself is socially acceptable and always gets a response. We've got two extra bedrooms, but don't worry—they're not just for your luggage! Each one provides a comfy private space for any human guests you might invite. And, yes, each room has its own Alexa, so everyone can pretend they're living in a sci-fi movie. Our crack cleaning squad of five is like the Avengers of housekeeping, ensuring every speck of dust is vanquished before you arrive—your superhero-level spotless sanctuary awaits! The main living area is the place where your family can gather to debate the best pizza toppings without judgment. It features an open floor plan perfect for discussing conspiracy theories or simply bonding over a game of charades. Our garage is your secret weapon; stocked with chairs and essentials, it’s like having your own hidden treasure trove. Reserve your spot today and fall in love with this modern retreat, where Alexa doesn't just change the song but makes your vacation a symphony of comfort and laughter. Your dream getaway just found its punchline! Guest access Welcome to your vibrant getaway, where unforgettable gatherings and family fun have turned this place into the Bermuda Triangle of remote controls and socks! This expansive home is a playground for laughs, love, and “who-dunnit” mystery games over the missing items. With not one, not two, but three TVs and an Xbox Series X Game Console chock-full of games, there's plenty to keep everyone from the youngest to the oldest entertained, as you delightfully sidestep those TV shows-without-a-name. Hop on one of our five trusty bikes and embark on your own personal Tour de Neighborhood around downtown Fate—or, as we like to call it, low-budget Planet Earth viewing. Pedal to the scenic pond or let the green spaces whisk you away on a mental safari without the passport hassle. Seamlessly blend town charm with countryside calm by ending your action-packed day with cozy conversations around our backyard fire pit—providing it's not a fire-freeze night (shout-out to those burn bans). For those eager to splash around or pump iron, our nearby resort-style pools and gym hit the spot, but remember, no flexing, no fun! Need to squeeze in some work? Perfect! Our lightning-speed internet and abundant office space will have you wondering why your home WiFi enjoys freezing, capturing your mid-sentence embarrassment. Smart TVs make your yoga downtime more hilarious than nirvana-inducing, while work-leisure flow naturally follows suit here—no IKEA guide necessary. Ready to elevate your stay past massages? Dive into a complimentary therapy session tailored for individuals, couples, or families, offering a mind, body, and soul retreat more deep than tissue will ever reach. Book now to bask in both relaxation and productivity, while gathering new icebreaker anecdotes to charm guests at your next dinner soirée! Other things to note Welcome to your perfect vacation rental, where relaxation and adventure coexist in harmony! Located in a prime spot, this property is your ultimate base to explore the wonders city life has to offer—and those sights you've sworn to your friends you didn't Google. To make your stay extra special, we’ve left a treasure trove of complimentary treats: filtered water to quench your thirst after a day of sightseeing, plus toiletries that might make you consider quitting your current shampoo. The open-concept living space invites you to kick back in style—our fully equipped kitchen is ready for cooking up feasts or flubbing pancake flips, while the cozy seating and flat-screen TV wait to amuse you and your fellow couch potatoes. Retire to the luxurious main bedroom, where a king-size bed promises slumber worthy of a fairy tale. The walk-in closet is so roomy it might actually echo, and the vanity ensures you can keep up vacation glam with ease. Here's the kicker: unwind with a complimentary one-hour therapy session that'll soothe your mind better than any bubble bath—so you leave feeling refreshed, rejuvenated, and possibly levitating from pure bliss. Whether you're here for business (we won’t tell anyone how many coffee breaks you really take) or leisure, this rental is designed to be your cozy sanctuary away from home. ★ COVID-19 SANITIZATION ★ Your health and safety are our top priorities, so rest assured that our cleaning routine is so thorough it could get its own medal of honor. Got any questions or need a local tip? Feel free to reach out—after all, making your stay unforgettable is our favorite pastime!