★ New In-Ground Salt Water Pool ★ ★ Visit lachoza29 IG ★ We strive to provide each and every guest with a meticulously clean and well-maintained home. If there's one thing that sets us apart, it's our attention to detail. We truly understand hospitality and know exactly what it takes to make you feel completely relaxed and at home the moment you walk through the door :) The space * * * * * * * * * * * * * NOTICE * * * * * * * * * * * * A recent wind/rain storm in 29 Palms completely destroyed our sun room but we just rebuilt it bigger and better! New pics coming at the end of the month (November). Please note that our two large San Pedro cacti at the front door also sustained some wind damage and we had to trim them down to save them (they're already regrowing new shoots) so the front entrance will look slightly different from the photos. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Welcome to La Choza! We customized and handcrafted every inch of La Choza to evoke the perfect blend of vacation vibes that will leave you feeling refreshed, relaxed, and recharged. If you're into cooking and entertaining in beautiful and functional spaces, you've come to the right place! We provide absolutely everything you could possibly need to enjoy your stay - the perfect cookware, utensils, appliances, spices, coffee and teas, luxurious beds and linens, stylish outdoor lounging, stimulating games and puzzles, and desert night hot tub soaking with a real wood burning fire under the stars. Book now to experience the difference between a commercially operated BnB and a custom-curated vacation home! *Please note that our place is best suited for 4 people (perfect for 2 couples) but we can accommodate up to 6 for an additional $15 per person fee. *We offer early check-in at 2pm and late check-out at noon for an additional $75. ★ In-Ground Pool ★ We designed and built our pool with both aesthetics and functionality in mind. Although small, it delivers a totally fresh and unique experience that keeps your body cool and your mind curious. Smooth round edges evoke relaxation and organically embedded gold and teal stones entertain the eyes. We also provide a giant 10ft umbrella that fits into a sleeve in the baja shelf for some much needed midday shade as well as floaties, water toys, and goggles for the kids. Expansive mountain views to the south and west complete the desert vibe, making La Choza the PERFECT spot for your next much needed getaway :) ★ Super Fast WiFi ★ Our WiFi speed is 369 mbps - perfect for streaming on multiple devices and especially nice for remote work. ★ Level 2 EV Charger ★ We provide a level 2 EV charger for all of our guests free of charge. Please let us know if you plan to use it so we can activate it for the duration of your stay. ★ Digital Guidebook ★ After booking, you will receive a beautiful digital guidebook with all the information you could possibly need during your stay. Think of it as a house manual wrapped inside a local area guide. You'll find easy check-in and check-out instructions as well as helpful pictures and videos on how to operate everything in the house. We've covered literally everything in the guidebook so that your stay can be completely stress-free. ★ Clean Water ★ Have you ever stayed at a high-end vacation rental and thought you were getting a high-end experience, only to discover your hair and skin coarse and dry after showering? Are you concerned about exposure to toxic chemicals in your water? Don't you want to immerse yourself in a glorious pool and spa filled with crystal clean filtered (and 3rd party lab-tested) water? Most people are unaware of the terrible water quality in the high desert and how bad it can be for your skin, hair, and health. But don't worry, we have you covered. Our custom whole-house water filter is specifically designed to remove the exact contaminant profile found in the 29 Palms water supply. *Have a look at the EPA water report for 29 Palms (one of the last photos in our listing) to see what you're missing, and why that's a good thing :) ★ Location ★ 1mi to Stater Bros 1mi to Grocery Outlet 3mi to Downtown 29 + Restaurants 4mi to Tortoise Rock Casino (Tesla Supercharger) 4mi to 49 Palms Oasis Trailhead 7mi to Indian Cove Campground 8mi to East Park Entrance Some of the best dining in the high desert can be found just a few miles away (Kitchen in the Desert, Mara, GRND SQRL, + more!) ★ Amenities ★ - Keyless entry August Lock + Keypad (use the app or the last 4 of your phone # for access) - Laundry room access - Fast wifi (369 mbps) - Whole-house water filtration & softener (safe + clean, no heavy metals!) - AC & heat (3 zone mini-split system w/remotes) - Ceiling fans in bedrooms, kitchen, & living area (w/remotes) - Dimmable lights (kitchen, living area, sunroom, back patio) - Outlets throughout the home with USB ports for easy charging (Apple + Android cables provided) - High chair - Pack n' Play crib - Kids plasticware ★ Kitchen ★ - Locally crafted, custom ash wood kitchen cabinetry (Gemini Woodworks) - Kucht Professional gas range/oven (4 burners) - Premium cookware (All Clad, Calphalon, Le Creuset) - Built-in mini dishwasher (perfect for single meals) - CuisinArt Air Fryer (toaster oven) - NutriBullet blender - Stagg electric water kettle - Ceramic burr coffee grinder, french press, pour over, and drip coffee maker ★ Rooms ★ - Casper king mattresses & cozy jersey cotton bedding - Mango wood king platform beds - Extra twin-size daybed in master bedroom (w/additional bedding upon request) - Desk workstations in both bedrooms ★ Bathrooms ★ - Original 1950’s Thermador wall heaters in both bathrooms - Custom overhead multi-color lighting - Floating concrete sinks with personal storage space beneath ★ Living Area ★ - 55” Roku TV with Netflix, Amazon Prime, & Disney Plus - Marshall bluetooth speaker (not portable) - Custom ladder desk workstation - Full size sofa sleeper (w/bedding upon request) - Stimulating games & puzzles ★ General ★ - Infrared heater in sun room (for late dinners in the winter) - Hallway closet with backups and extras - Custom pillows throughout (by Hunted Fox) - Carefully curated selection of succulents & cacti - Cordless lightweight vacuum cleaner for easy cleanups ★ Backyard ★ - Real wood-burning fire pit, Mexican blankets, marshmallow roasting sticks - Outdoor games (giant dice, shuffleboard, more to come!) - Large natural gas BBQ grill (never runs out!) - Hot Springs hot tub (seats 5) - Natural gas patio heater ★ Provisions ★ - Shampoo, conditioner, body wash, hand soap, lotion (Public Goods) - Q tips and cotton pads (organic) - Paper towels & TP - Organic Joshua Tree Coffee Co. - Organic Rishi Teas - Organic sugar, stevia, & monk fruit - Organic spices, salts & pepper, olive oil, etc. - Iron, ironing board, & hair dryer - Pack n Play travel crib (40 x 27.5 x 25.5 inches) - High chair (3 in 1 different height options) - Kids plastic kitchenware - Apple & Android charging cables - 2 yoga mats - Firewood available Guest access You have access to the entire house and 1 acre property. Since there are no neighbors to the south and west, feel free to walk the trails and explore the nearby mesa for an expansive view of the valley. There is a huge parking area in the front with a drive-thru driveway for quick and easy loading/unloading right at the door. Other things to note ★ NO PET POLICY ★ In order to accommodate guests with severe allergies to pet hair and dander (ourselves included), we cannot allow any pets at our property (including emotional support animals). If we determine that a pet was brought onto the property without our knowledge, we will charge $250 for a full-property deep cleaning. ★ Cleaning Standards ★ We take extra steps to keep our guests and cleaners safe, including additional attention to high-use surfaces (sinks, showers, toilets, faucets, door knobs/handles, light switches, remotes, etc.) and we wash all linens, bathmats, towels, and dishes in EXTRA HOT water. ★ Wildlife ★ We are located in the desert with lots of native wildlife. You might see rabbits, coyotes, mice, beetles, snakes, spiders, etc. Keep in mind that the desert is their home and it's all part of the experience. The backyard is fully fenced for additional protection. ★ Security ★ For your safety we have a front doorbell camera, front patio camera, and two rooftop cameras pointing away on both sides of the house as well as motion lights on the front porch and sides of the house. These are primarily intended for theft deterrence during vacancy but can also be helpful in letting us know when you have arrived and checked out. We respect your privacy and do not snoop on our guests :) ★ Septic ★ Like most homes in the desert, we are on a septic system so please do not flush anything down the toilets other than toilet paper. ★ Wifi ★ There is excellent cell phone service at the house and we have extremely fast internet (365mbps). ★ Morning Light ★ We have lots of natural light at La Choza! While we do have roll up shades on all the windows, they are not blackout. If you're a late sleeper, we recommend bringing a sleep mask. ★ Neighborhood ★ While we do have a couple of neighbors, when you're here (especially in the back) it feels like you're the only one as there's over 100 acres of undeveloped land to the south and west. Registration number VHR305